Welcome to the Soup Kitchen Blog

Although I have no idea how you came across reading this, you are already through one sentence, so you might as well just keep going.

Why, may you ask, would a place of imagination be called by such an exquisite name? The answer is somewhat long and complicated. I'll start off by saying that I am the Sobel Soup. I attained that name from my friends, who should simply go by the names of O-star and Snake for now. These two gentlemen saw a class project that I did in the fourth grade. It was a newspaper, entitled the Sobel Scoop. Somehow, these two young lads misread the name Scoop and took it as Soup. The name stuck. I named my blog the Soup Kitchen so I can "dish out" killer lines like "You just got served" and well, you just got served is about the only killer line that I can think of right now. Others will surely come along the way.

You are probably wondering (as am i) as to what this blog will pertain to. I am here simply to act as a Soup Kitchen of your everyday life. If you are not aware of the history, soup kitchens came to existence predominantly in the Great Depression to assist the poor. Now, I'm not here to give you a history lesson (although I must say I am a self-proclaimed history buff). The purpose of this blog is to assist you in getting through everyday life. Whether it be venting about sports, laughing at a loser kid who makes a blog that nobody reads or just providing sheer entertainment, I am your man. I won't get into many specifics on this post, I mean after all it is only the first one.

Ok, I just lied to you. I am going to get into one specific this post, but only because it is clearly pressing on the minds of every good-natured Philadelphian this morning. Yes, that's right. I am talking about Weapon X, Brian Dawkins. He has officially left for the Denver Broncos after spending 13 years as a Philadelphia Eagle. For those of you that are not from the Greater Philadelphia area, first of all I have no idea why you are reading this. Secondly, you may say "Yeah he was a 7-time Pro-Bowler, and he was probably the greatest safety ever to play the game. Not only that but he is a fatherly figure to look up to who looks completely B.A. in his dark visor." To that I would say you are absolutely correct. But you still don't get all of it. Brian Dawkins was the heart and soul of not only the Eagles, but of Philadelphia. I would legitimately make babies with the man. He will always be missed and will always have a home in Philadelphia.

Always Serving,

Sobel Soup