Hi. I'm Will. You may know me better by my nom de guerre 'Fat Dub' that is so often referred to by Soup (In fact I'm the most used tag). I figured it wouldn't be the most clichéd thing this blog has ever done to introduce myself, so I guess I'll do that. First off, I have some different writing philosophies than Soup, for example I'm going to use peoples actual names, rather than nicknames. At least in my writing, Soup will be known as Ben from now on, I will go by Will, and any other members of the cast of characters that you have come to know and love will all have their real names used. I don't really know why Ben used nicknames in the first place, but seeing as nobody actually reads this blog, I think I'm safe using real names (Time to use that Child Molester Protection Charm). Secondly (yeah I'm going to number my talking points, what?) I haven't completely stolen my writing style from, the admittedly great, Mark Titus. Instead I've stolen it from Gabe Delahaye and Drew Magary. So instead of posting a video at the end of the post, I'm going to put videos wherever I want. Like this one. (Warning: Don't watch the video unless you want to be bombarded by profanity, lots and lots of profanity)
He really was 6 foot 20. Little known fact. Third, I'm all about sarcasm, or to put it more correctly verbal irony (thanks Ginny). So don't take the majority of what I write seriously. And finally, as you've prolly already figured out, I'm all about parentheses for use of questioning my writing and random shout outs to people who definitely aren't reading the blog. So let's do this thing!
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I'm the short, fat, blonde, obnoxious one. Good Times.
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I know you're all expecting me to comment on Duke winning the National Championship. Here's what I have to say: Haha! I never gave up on Brian Zoubek, he never gave up on me, and together we won it all (I'm actually on the team). Defying Ben's retarded predictions. Suck it Trebek.
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So that's about it for me. I mean other than saying that I think I'm developing a major man crush on Roy Halladay. He's a monster. Also, Cole Hamels could never pitch as accurately as he does in the new xfinity commercial (What? You don't know what I'm talking about? You obviously don't watch enough Comcast Sportsnet)
I know what you're asking yourself and yes I did use Lucida Grande as my font this entire post-breaking all the rules over here,
Will
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